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Success!
A drunk man is walking down the road one foggy night,
heading home from the bar, when he sees a ladder standing in the middle of
the road. The ladder extends up into the clouds where he can't see. He
decides to climb the ladder, just to see what is holding it up.
As he climbs through the first layer of clouds, he comes across an angel,
the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. She says to him,
"We can have the best sex you've ever had, or you can continue up this
ladder to success."
The man looks up the ladder, but it continues up into the clouds where he
can't see. He decides that with success, he could become rich and famous,
and could have as many women as he wants, so he keeps climbing up the
ladder.
Soon, he comes across another angel, even more beautiful than the last. Once
again, this angel says,
"We can have the best sex you ever had, or you can continue up to success."
The man thinks to himself, "Well, I could have sex, but with success I would
have more money and fame." And so he decides to continue up the ladder to
success.
The man climbs, and climbs, and climbs. Finally, he comes across the
fattest, hairiest, ugliest, smelliest, man he has ever seen.
He says to this man, "Who are you?"
and the man replies,
"Hi, I'm Cess."
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