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Spider

A man and his daughter were standing in the garden one day when the little girl spots two spiders mating.

Girl: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?

Dad: They're mating, honey.

Girl: What's the one on top called?

Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs.

Girl: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs?

Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too.

Girl: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden!